
Crafty Dad – Classic Tee
Do you enjoy punching a tree first thing in the morning? Do you know the difference between a hopper and a dropper clock? Have you ever ridden on the back of a pig? Then you my friend are a Crafty Dad.
Available in 4 colors with White text, and 3 colors with Black text.

Hardcore Dad – Classic Tee
Dads only play in one game mode, and that’s Hardcore! Wear it loud and wear it proud.

Hardcore Gamer
Set yourself apart from the gaming community and let everyone know what a total boss you are. There is only one true game mode, and that’s Hardcore!
Available in 5 styles including:
Men’s (4 colors), Women’s (5 colors), Kid’s (7 colors), Hoodie (2 colors), and Kid’s Hoodie (8 colors)

Hardcore Mom
Moms also play Hardcore! Wear it loud and wear it proud.
Available in 3 styles including:
Women’s Classic Tee (5 colors), Women’s Fitted Tee (7 colors), and Hoodie (4 colors)

Potion of Wakefulness Mug
Head over to that Brewing Stand of yours and conjure up a mug or two of that brown elixir of life, Potion of Wakefulness… also called coffee, or tea.